legends never die.

hey john,

free-horizon:

i have a question.

















how ya like ya eggs? fried or fertilized?

YUNG HUMMMMA

i love katrina madrinan

she’s super cute. and my layout annoyed her so she changed it for me and now it looks awesome. except for the shirtless picture she put of me. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BETWEEN HER AND I.

hi my name is john and i have an asian girl fetish　

Attn. all female owners of butts

blackstanlee:

put them in my hand

and you will recieve

absolutely nothing but the satisfaction it’ll give you

I think that’s good enough

(via guitargasm)

Nikkie's conversation with his mom on the phone

• Nikkie: No, mom. no. no. shut up. no, mom. SHUT THE FUCK UP MOM.
• Me and John: WHAT THE HELL LOLOL
• Me: Nikkie!
• John: I have to poop.....

notsaulgitlitz:

i don’t know what’s worse deforestation or lego video games

(via basedvans)